I wouldn't mind treating myself to one of these for offroading and some fun in the hills and mud.

Tomcat Motorsport - For Sale

 

if your into rallying Bowler is the way to go, of course it requires a 6 figure bank account.

 

Or a very big hearted sponsor with too much cash. I'm afraid now retirement has set in I don't qualify on any count.

 

oh, great. and I was under the impression that the big R was meant to provide time for just such exciting adventures. good thing I've got about 10yrs to go. I better get practicing because I suck at shuffleboard.

 

Dusty, break open the kids piggy bank savings and get yourself down to Vegas before it's too late and retirement brings the reality of poverty.

 

Headed there next month
And the kids have already blessed me with ever-growing feeling of poverty.

 

I know that feeling - them standing there with open hands, open mouth and empty pockets saying gimme, gimme, gimme. Sorry, wrong, they used to say "please would you lend me £xx" - now that's gotta be a laugh, how do you lend something when there's no intention of their returning it - it's actually back to gimme.