Ouch!

11 broken fingers. No I am not a freak (at least not in that regard), but have broken a number of them several times.
2 crushed knuckles (tae kwon do)
Dislocated thumb
broken elbow
broken shoulder wrestling in high school. Dislocated it at least 15 times.
Broken collarbone (three times)
Cracked Jaw and 100+ stitches from a bike safety flag incident. Note: never trust an idea your brother has--it will be apt to have bad results.
Broken nose
Two front teeth knocked out (thanks again to my brother)
one skull fracture
numerous concusions
3 cracked ribs
Broken coccyx
Dislocated hips in Skiing accident. Dislocated left ankle at same time.
cartilage removed from left knee
Broken tibia and fibula in left leg
Spiral fracture of right ankle- five screw, a plate plus two pins
fracture of left heel and removal of bone spurs after it healed.
several broken toes

and a hangnail....

 

most of mine were due to hockey....

 

oh, ok, that makes sense, you from canada or something?

 

no..im from pittsburgh, but i played high school and college hockey.

 

two broken ankles, broken bone in my hand, hyperextended elbow, and i dislocated my shoulder so bad they had to put me to sleep and use three doctors to relocate it. it came out of the soccket and lodged itself so it looked like i had no shoulder. 6.5 hours of surgery and 60 or so stitches to close me up and they kind of fixed it. i have been knocked out twice. nothing too bad and looking at some of your posts i don't feel so clumsy.

 

when I was young like 10 yrs old I ran into a basketball pole while playing kickball I was looking at this hella fine teacher I broke my nose and bruised my chest but guess what when she saw me get hurt and she came over and rescued me looking into my eyes with her wearing her sexy glasses I damn near fainted. THE POWER OF WOMEN.

 

i was shot 2 times......

 

where at if you don't mind me asking.

 

in the butt with a Daisy. My brother was a bitch.

 

ouch[:@]