*swoon*...sorry my estrogen got in the way...

 

I LOVE this girl, Annie, move back to MI and be my mistress.

 

AK, that is SO true :P

 

ok, to clarify:

if you use the group of women walking around the local mall as a general population then i do not want anything to do with most women much less ALL women.

however, i have noticed that the 19-35 female demographic that frequents sporting good/athletic shoe stores is at a +50% desirability rating.

i have yet to meet one of these "sporting goods store shopping" nubile young lovelys that can resist my bestest pick-up line:

"Excuse me ma'am but does this rag smell like choloroform?"

they fall for it EVERY time....

 

That's funny right there

 

hey annie... wanna smell my chloroform rag?


just dont beat me up when you wake up...

 

Thanks alot pilsner. I just spit coffee on my screen. I'll have to try that one.

 

Just get a dart gun! No talkin involved. Man we sure have come a long ways since the cave man days! LOL!

 

I think Annie would kick your *** before the chloroform even took effect. You must remember that Annie is a roller derbier. She beats up on people for fun.

 

Aww...thanks for the props! Although, I'm sly like ninja and wouldn't have fallen for the rag trick...

And I must correct you and the roller derby...I beat up CHICKS for fun. Refs (often male) are unfortunately off-limits...bah.