im more for sly revenge. loosen the oil drain plug. loosen bolts on tires.

 

Have you seen the movie Law Abiding Citizen?
Do something like that.

Seriously though, be the bigger man and walk away, you will never win against losers.
Call your insurance company and get a free paint job.

 

yeah i agree. if anything do what spike says. get an estimate from a friendly paint shop. take the insurance money and rattle can flat black your truck.

 

Fluids are the easy way out. Give them a electrical gremlin they cannot easily figure out. Being a Tech I have thought about this many times.

My motto:
Never **** off a technician, we can disable your car in ways you will never figure out.

 

How about strategic placement of rotting fish? At least it's non-life threatening.

But seriously that really sucks, hopefully your insurance company helps you out.

 

I don't have full coverage on my truck even if I did I doubt I would feel like paying the deductable to fix a little scratch. I'll probably buff out the words, they didn't even get down to metal, and live with the scratch.

 

Best if you can get the fish pieces stuck down in the cowl and near the cabin filter.

 

Here's me
I ask a police car to sit in front while I go to the door and inform them that I did not call the police the first time, but I'm re-thinking that.

Go to a store that sells the raunchiest magazines you can find.

Pull the subscription cards and address them (in your new best friend's name) to all his neighbors.

Two things are served, you've let them know they're too dumb to procreate any more, their neighbors will (at minimum) get a kick out of it b/4 they start calling police.

You'll have some well deserved justice.

They can't really tie you to their new-found fame and they know you've got the ***** to eyeball them, that's more consideration than the low-lifes gave you.

Along the lines of lord morph, I've put boneless chicken breasts in people's hubcaps when I was a delinquent.

luck,greg

 

What do you mean when?

 

You're the second person who's asked me that this year, I'm too old to run now.

I turned in my incorrigable card 40-45 years ago.

luck,greg