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Old Apr 5, 2011 | 07:15 PM
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While on the route today and delivering to a Dr's office I saw this in the parking lot.



You can take your nice and cushy air ride and shove it.
Either they drove it with the SLS flat, it wont hold air for more than a few min or there is a computer problem, but there is no way the suspension should be flat in the Dr's parking lot.

I'll take my "rough" riding coil sprung DI over a LR3 any day.
 
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Old Apr 5, 2011 | 07:29 PM
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Maybe he/she is trying to be gangster and lowered it on purpose.
 
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Old Apr 5, 2011 | 07:29 PM
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I saw a guy driving a new-er RR yesterday that the front deflated while the rear looked "normal" height. It had that '70's shackled up rear-end-hi look.
 
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Old Apr 5, 2011 | 07:34 PM
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I don't see the seats, are they laid way back? Some 18yo kid jump out with his hat on backwards and baggy pants?
 
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Old Apr 5, 2011 | 08:16 PM
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It's an aerodynamic rover
 
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Old Apr 5, 2011 | 08:38 PM
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Have you seen the new Explorers they look a lot like that.
 
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Old Apr 5, 2011 | 08:42 PM
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Maybe he is height challenged or a "Little Person" (Dwarf).

One contractor I worked with in Aerospace was affected by dwarfism. He drove a Ford Custromized van with the raised roof. One idiot at work asked him one day if he liked the extra headroom back there. Jerry laughed real hard and said yeah, I put a fu**ing trapeze back there just for kicks.
 

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Old Apr 5, 2011 | 08:46 PM
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Thats funny Danny.
When I was delivering FEMA trailers to New Orleans and Mississippi after Hurricane Katrina one of the other drivers was a dwarf, he drove a Ford Excursion, he had special controls for the gas and brake.
 
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Old Apr 5, 2011 | 09:08 PM
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Spike,

Jerry also had a picture of Barbara Mandrel dressed really nicely and framed sitting on his desk with I love you Jerry written on it. The same idiot asked if that was a picture of his wife.

Jerry was a real joker and he replied, 'Hell yeah she is my wife". He went on to jerk the guys chain and said "Bet you wonder how a little Basta*d like me got a hot babe like her. It's because my ____ hangs below my knee." " And she really enjoys that trapeze."

We all rolled laughing as the embarrassed guy stammered.

Please forgive the off color but true story.
 
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Old Apr 5, 2011 | 09:11 PM
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Jerry also had a picture of Barbara Mandrel dressed really nicely and framed sitting on his desk with I love you Jerry written on it. The same idiot asked if that was a picture of his wife.

Jerry was a real joker and he replied, 'Hell yeah she is my wife". He went on to jerk the guys chain and said "Bet you wonder how a little Basta*d like me got a hot babe like her. It's because my ____ hangs below my knee." " And she really enjoys that trapeze."

We all rolled laughing as the embarrassed guy stammered.

Please forgive the off color but true story.

You cant make that stuff up, that is hilarious.
 
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