You need to go to a lawnmower shop, not a big box store, they dont sell crap.
Look in the Yellowpages (you know what that is right?) and look up lawnmower dealers and repair shops, they will sell the "00" grease, buy it in a tube though and not the bottle, the bottle is to hard to squeeze and the grease wont come out.

 

Yes I know what the yellow pages is......

and I did do that, online, do you know what THAT is?

They don't have the stuff, we really only have 1 lawn mower store and it's a local old guy.. and I even tried the guys who sell ZTR's and our local Honda Power Sports shop haha

 

I found some! One store in my entire little city carries it, and I get 1 qt for $8!