It was touch & go for a bit, I was worried my radio was going to turn off if I ran out of gas!!! Then the seat could have collapsed & tossed me out onto the hot pavement...

But all is well..... no brake fire, no crash, nada zip nothing!

I think old DavidOHendo needs a big rig with “air brakes”.

 

How has natural selection not gotten to this guy yet? ..doesn't know that "brakes locked-up" = stopping very abruptly?? ..can't figure out how to say brakes stopped working, or pushing brake pedal had no effect?? That's where he went wrong and started this **** storm. ..then he continued to misuse the phrase after having it explained to him. That's when the sharks of hilarity smelled blood and began to feed.. Love it!

 

Best quote. Love it.

 

I know I'm tempted to make it my signature line