Top 5 Disco issues that'll strand you (other than head gaskets / front driveshaft)?
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#7
NOT HALF as bad as arming/locking your car and walking up to it, forgetting it's "locked" and yanking the passenger door open (which of course didn't ACTUALLY lock itself, but the security system thinks it did!) soooo yeah I woke up my entire neighborhood at 8AM last week with a blaring horn for what seemed like an eternity. Got in, closed door, put key in ignition.. nadda, ignition was disabled as well. Re-arming it silenced it for a few seconds, then it went off again. I had to stick my head out the driver window and put the key in the door and rotate to unlock it and disarm the system!
Oh.. should be noted that only the lock button works on my keyfob
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