You cannot get in your truck without first checking for a leak
Your wife rolls her eyes every time you say you are going to go out and work on the truck
Your parents keep asking you when you are going to sell that lemon
You drive with one eye on your temp gauge and the other eye on your scan gauge
Your power steering pump wakes up the neighbors in the morning

Yeah I know this thread has been done before but my students asked me today why I always check under my truck before I get in it and drive (I see them watching me from the buses). I just laughed and said you would not get it.

 

So True^^^^^^

 

when you start to worry because you haven't seen your ANTI LOCK in a while

when you start to worry because your temperature gauge stays in the very middle no mater what

 

When you "Fill the oil, and check the gas"

 

When your friends form an intervention because they think you are an out of control bi-polar. So happy one day and extremely depressed the next.

 

when you approach a crazy steep hill, push a button, take your foot off the brake, and let her ride.

 

when you arrive at work with a wet spot on your pants.

( from the sunroof leak, you pervs !)

 

your driveway looks like the exxon valdez ran ashore on it 10 years ago.

 

You park in the same spot at work because you do not want to ruin the entire parking lot.

 

nobody will park in 'your spot' for fear of walking through the oil slick.