First post. I have a 96D1 and 02D2 and am going to try and do some stuff to get them in shape. Basically, I'm looking for a third world urban vehicle with beach and hilly terrain and small brush capability. No flair. I've been reading here and will use the info for sure.

But now I thought I'd share with you a little text exchange I had with a guy trying to sell me a new front bumper for the 02. He noticed my wifes damage at the supermarket and left a note. I found it too funny not to share. Especially the Jeep and crack bits:

Me:
I need the bumper and the brush bars for the rover.
Him:
I only have the bomper with one fog ligth included on price. 787 792 1320 Caribbean Rover

Oh no. It's you. My window broke again.
What about the brush bars.

Ive sold those

I need one or my wife will break the new bumper again.
Ill give you 250 cash and I will put it in my garage until I find brush bars..what color...hows benji?

U can forget it. Buy a new one then.

Whatever...you don't have to be a dick...you already took my money.

You are confused...A hole I'm not Ricardo neighter Bengie.
Good luck with your ****y LR...
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ I have a Jeep now.

Jeep. Figures. Text me when you are stuck in the mud. Or text me when you need some crack and will take 50 bucks for the bumper.

Suree!!!! I can share the crack with you No problem!!!

There. Says it alll.

Thanks!

 

...what, you didn't like that story...?