I'm a Lumberjack
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Joined: Feb 2006
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From: Roswell (North Atlanta), GA, US
I'm a Lumberjack
And I'm OK.
Actually, my name is Dan and I own a 3 person insurance agency (construction insurance - I'm not here to sell anybody anything).
I like long walks, camping, reading a good book by the fire.....
Sorry, I much prefer doing my part to make sure that the couch does not spontaneously float into the air.
I have a co-dependent relationship with a 99 RR 4.0. It's gold or titanium or polonium or whatever they call that color. Whether I wash it ever day or every 6 months, it looks exactly the same. In order to make it look like I have had the outside detailed, I have to wash the rims - no more, no less.
I am proud to say that I bought it at CarMax with 42k on it and it just hit 70k. As an insurance guy, I bought the super duper warranty, and whatever warranty company they use has taking an absolute beating with me. The last thing took 17 hours of labor (after they sent it to the dealer) - to take care of whatever caused an exclamation point and a picture of a manual to light up next to my climate control buttons. I honestly don't even know what the reason was. I have another 7k on the warranty, and I am now lining up some high-end auto inspectors (more than 1) to give me a list of what is not exactly perfect with it. I will then hand that to CarMax and get all kinds of new parts that I didn't know that I had in the first place.
I am a blasphemer - I only drive it on paved roads. It is my Suburban Assault Vehicle.
As a result of buying it, my hair has grown back, I lost the (figurative) spare tire, and I have found wealth and happiness.
And it is 9pm on Saturday night, I am 38 and single and sitting here typing at my computer.
That's the kinda guy I am.
Don't hate me because I am, I mean the girl featured as my windows desktop background is, beautiful.
Actually, my name is Dan and I own a 3 person insurance agency (construction insurance - I'm not here to sell anybody anything).
I like long walks, camping, reading a good book by the fire.....
Sorry, I much prefer doing my part to make sure that the couch does not spontaneously float into the air.
I have a co-dependent relationship with a 99 RR 4.0. It's gold or titanium or polonium or whatever they call that color. Whether I wash it ever day or every 6 months, it looks exactly the same. In order to make it look like I have had the outside detailed, I have to wash the rims - no more, no less.
I am proud to say that I bought it at CarMax with 42k on it and it just hit 70k. As an insurance guy, I bought the super duper warranty, and whatever warranty company they use has taking an absolute beating with me. The last thing took 17 hours of labor (after they sent it to the dealer) - to take care of whatever caused an exclamation point and a picture of a manual to light up next to my climate control buttons. I honestly don't even know what the reason was. I have another 7k on the warranty, and I am now lining up some high-end auto inspectors (more than 1) to give me a list of what is not exactly perfect with it. I will then hand that to CarMax and get all kinds of new parts that I didn't know that I had in the first place.
I am a blasphemer - I only drive it on paved roads. It is my Suburban Assault Vehicle.
As a result of buying it, my hair has grown back, I lost the (figurative) spare tire, and I have found wealth and happiness.
And it is 9pm on Saturday night, I am 38 and single and sitting here typing at my computer.
That's the kinda guy I am.
Don't hate me because I am, I mean the girl featured as my windows desktop background is, beautiful.
