The Freakshows of Plastic Surgery

The saddest one #13 was lovely beforehand.

 

My wife got a boob job.

Neither of us have any complaints

Tips: research your doctors previous work, and don't go cheap

 

That 2nd one looks like Dennis Rodman

 

pinkytoe69, a boob job is one thing but facial disfigurement like some/most of these is definitely something else. Some even look like they've been smacked in the mouth with a baseball bat. ................

A pair of lips like a pair of Pirelli's or BFG's they would make good offroad spare wheels.

 

I do love #11 the one that looks as though she has had a bee sting on her a*se.

Bet she doesn't need heated seats...............no feeling down there.

 

Nice.. lol..
I have entertained the thought of having a wrinkle or two filled in and I wouldn't mind a plumper upper lip but there is no way in hell I'd ever have a boob job. I'd have to think that it would feel like something was crawling under my skin constantly. Not dissing your wife's choice pinkytoe just saying I wouldn't be able to do it. Now cow collagen injections.. that's a whole different story

 

well, they all look like they just took a big bite out of a lemon or they are offspring of feline and human breeding. Except 11, kind of looks like she sit on a cat. (maybe that was an experiment gone wrong.)

 

...well we all know about your fetish for felines...

 

yep. same results from my lab o' kitties. hehe

 

Haha, no worries.

To be honest, I dont even think she knows they are there most of the time. I.e. its kinda like a tattoo...after the newness wears off, you forget its there after a while.

That reminds me of another tip. Get MemoryGel instead of saline. If the doc knows what hes doing, you wont even know its not god-given. Passes even a feel test