We suspect this exchange between "the big cat team" and Kiko the cheetah will not be making the Land Rover promo reels, but it should. Here we watch as "that bloke in that car that the cheetah poo'd through the roof hatch on" earns his moniker the old-fashioned way — by catching a falling cheetah choad. With his hand. In a napkin. At this point typing is incredibly difficult, what with the spontaneous bouts of uncontrolled, juvenile chuckling, so we'll just let you watch for yourselves.

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