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Old Apr 18, 2015 | 05:29 PM
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Default And now here's something we hope you'll really like !!

It's called, "How to pull up a couple old stumps with your Land Rover"
First..... have a Land Rover.



Second.... have an old Juniper stump (although I'm sure any kind of stump will do)



Third.... have some kind of a tow rope.



Fourth.... attach rope to Land Rover and Juniper stump and get in vehicle. With engine running place into 1st gear and slowly move forward till slack is taken out of rope



Fifth.... apply gas until the astonishing power and might of the Land Rover rip the stupid Juniper stump from the ground. Place vehicle in park, get out and laugh triumphantly. Repeat on stump #2



MUHUHAHAHAHAHA !!!

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Even if stump #2 on other side of house (or wherever it is) is even larger and more hated.... process will work









MUHU -- MUHU -- MUHUHAHAHAHAHA !!!
 

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Old Apr 18, 2015 | 07:10 PM
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I kind of thought it was going to end with a pick of your bumper on the ground .
 
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Old Apr 18, 2015 | 07:13 PM
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...or replace your boot door window.
 
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Old Apr 18, 2015 | 07:35 PM
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WHA...??!! You people have no faith
 
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Old Apr 18, 2015 | 09:35 PM
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I have all kinds of faith
 
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Old Apr 19, 2015 | 07:22 AM
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I use my dually and tow chain for those type jobs at least you did not break anything
 
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Old Apr 19, 2015 | 09:26 AM
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Originally Posted by antichrist
Oh bugger, back to the drawing board
 
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Old Apr 19, 2015 | 09:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Senormac
It's called, "How to pull up a couple old stumps with your Land Rover"
First..... have a Land Rover.



Second.... have an old Juniper stump (although I'm sure any kind of stump will do)



Third.... have some kind of a tow rope.



Fourth.... attach rope to Land Rover and Juniper stump and get in vehicle. With engine running place into 1st gear and slowly move forward till slack is taken out of rope



Fifth.... apply gas until the astonishing power and might of the Land Rover rip the stupid Juniper stump from the ground. Place vehicle in park, get out and laugh triumphantly. Repeat on stump #2



MUHUHAHAHAHAHA !!!

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Even if stump #2 on other side of house (or wherever it is) is even larger and more hated.... process will work









MUHU -- MUHU -- MUHUHAHAHAHAHA !!!
And if it all turns to sh!te replace the tow hitch and mangled bumper

Fortunately I have a Kubota KX36 1.5 ton excavator and an old 1.5 ton dump truck but if ever stuck the D2 or Paj would defo come into play
 
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Old Apr 19, 2015 | 12:30 PM
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Yeah I did almost the exact same thing a week ago and ripped some bushes out behind the house. It was fun while it lasted.
 
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Old Apr 20, 2015 | 08:04 AM
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Hey !! do you do 50 yr old tree roots ...? i got a few to pull out , when can we set up an appointment.. Ha Ha ...

seriously though , LR's are the greatest ......
 
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