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Old 07-01-2009, 09:30 PM
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billy mays tried to repair the damage caused by the oxyclean overdose with mighty-putty and that's what killed him. It was a conflict of interest.
 
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Old 07-03-2009, 01:27 AM
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ok, if billy mays had understood, medically, what was happening to him he could have fixed it with a medical procedure called a "michael jackson"; i.e 2 shots of demerol and a 7 year old boy.

ironically, since michael was 90% plastic i have heard that his body is being melted down into mcdonald's happy meal straws - that was kids can put michael into their mouths for a change...
 
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Old 07-03-2009, 06:27 AM
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They can't recycle MJ it would lead to cases of food poisoning. Haven't you heard it was food poisoning that killed him. NEVER eat an eight year old weiner!!!!!!
 
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Old 07-03-2009, 09:55 AM
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i heard the medical examiner got in trouble for using micheals head like a mr potoato head, when his supervisor walked in he had his nose where his left ear should be and his eyes were in the wrong place and his mouth was misplaced... he says he was just trying to make him look like a human...
 
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Old 07-03-2009, 04:19 PM
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They announced on the radio the other day the reason the family ordered a second autopsy is because the medical examiner only wore one glove.
 
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Old 07-07-2009, 09:33 PM
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Geez louise, enough already, this thing is old news, now the funeral was on today, and can you believe they sold tickets to it so fans could mourn his death? I for one am SICK of the whole thing and cant wait for it to pass.
 
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Old 07-07-2009, 09:51 PM
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During lunch i thought I would find something to watch, almost every channel I usually watch was covering the service, and I was not about to watch more than 5 seconds of that. Thank GOD for Speed channel, they were showing Wrecked.
 
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Old 07-07-2009, 10:49 PM
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I had to watch it at the Pub... It was on 3 TV's but thankfully the Bartenders all wear skimpy little Bikini's to distract Patrons...
 
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Old 07-08-2009, 12:02 PM
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check out mr king's comments on youtube about mj. mr king is a congressman from NY. he was speaking at a local VFW on 4 july. he MAY have had a few beers...

good ****.
 
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Old 07-08-2009, 04:44 PM
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Well in honor of MJ's death this week end the Gap is having a sale, all kids pants are half off.
 


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