NEWS ALERT - Michael Jackson is still dead
ok, if billy mays had understood, medically, what was happening to him he could have fixed it with a medical procedure called a "michael jackson"; i.e 2 shots of demerol and a 7 year old boy.
ironically, since michael was 90% plastic i have heard that his body is being melted down into mcdonald's happy meal straws - that was kids can put michael into their mouths for a change...
ironically, since michael was 90% plastic i have heard that his body is being melted down into mcdonald's happy meal straws - that was kids can put michael into their mouths for a change...
i heard the medical examiner got in trouble for using micheals head like a mr potoato head, when his supervisor walked in he had his nose where his left ear should be and his eyes were in the wrong place and his mouth was misplaced... he says he was just trying to make him look like a human...
Geez louise, enough already, this thing is old news, now the funeral was on today, and can you believe they sold tickets to it so fans could mourn his death? I for one am SICK of the whole thing and cant wait for it to pass.
During lunch i thought I would find something to watch, almost every channel I usually watch was covering the service, and I was not about to watch more than 5 seconds of that. Thank GOD for Speed channel, they were showing Wrecked.


