Not kidding here. The state of Nebraska in all their infinite wisdom has been spraying beet juice on icy roads. Apparently it makes the salt stick better to the road. I imagine it makes road slush stick to your underside as well. Goodbye frame.
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Duh, another local authority 'clever' idea eh

 

They have been doing it for about three years now. I won't even drive my discos with snow and ice cuz I know that pxss yellow crap is gonna rot my car. Hell I got into discos so I could play in the snow.

 

They do that in Canada, too. It supposedly won't freeze and it "stays in place". Some other things stay in place, like jelly and glue. I wouldn't want to drive on either.

I'm in Texas, but I watch a lot of TV.

I always say don't eat off the road, and don't drive on food.

 

Oh, you think that's bad, in Arizona they sprayed glue on the desert beside I-10 between Phoenix and Tucson to try to prevent dust during dust storms!

 

I just laughed out loud at the "Arizona glue roads." I don't know why but I have this image of a truck rolling down the road filled to the brim with Elmer's.

 

Damn close to it, & sadly Gorilla Snot is for real. What the HELL is next?
@ 0:42 feel free to add any dirty joke you want!

 

Unbelievable. No words.

 

Ha,ha,ha, it's as bad as Trump and May snot, they are full of it and it's infectious