I stumbled across this toy for sale on Mercari. I wonder if it comes with a service manual.

 

I tried Mercari once, the seller failed to ship, they gave me a ton of excuses to justify delaying, and I finally had to blast them with a negative review and demand my money back in a small claims court lawsuit. That dislodged my funds.

But this? This is way over the top.

 

Dayum!

 

Now now don't get any ideas. That abortion of an LR2 is reserved for Birmingham Low Rider clubs.