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Old Jun 15, 2011 | 08:50 AM
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"LAND ROVER: You can go fast, I can go ANYWHERE"

"Warning: This LAND ROVER May Contain Nuts!"

"Got Disco?"
 

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Old Jun 15, 2011 | 04:24 PM
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In the event of collision with my Land Rover you will be the designated crumple zone
 
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Old Jun 15, 2011 | 04:28 PM
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^ I like that one, lol.
 
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Old Jun 17, 2011 | 10:11 PM
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I was on 95 North in a construction zone , through Connecticut go figure, merging two lanes to one when this ****** comes flying down the break-down lane in his Ford Ranger and jams his nose in between me and the car in front of me. I wasn't going to let him in but obviously he didn't car about his vehicle. I laid on the horn for about 10 seconds, he rolled down his window all the way and stuck his entire arm out the window to give me the bird and floored it. On his tailgate he had a bumper sticker of a peace sign and the words "world peace begins with you", typical....
 
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Old Jun 17, 2011 | 10:52 PM
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Originally Posted by mbruneaux
I was on 95 North in a construction zone , through Connecticut go figure, merging two lanes to one when this ****** comes flying down the break-down lane in his Ford Ranger and jams his nose in between me and the car in front of me. I wasn't going to let him in but obviously he didn't car about his vehicle. I laid on the horn for about 10 seconds, he rolled down his window all the way and stuck his entire arm out the window to give me the bird and floored it. On his tailgate he had a bumper sticker of a peace sign and the words "world peace begins with you", typical....
Clearly, it begins with YOU, not him. Astute.
 
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Old Jun 18, 2011 | 12:12 AM
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I like the ones that say " CAUTION - DO NOT FOLLOW TOO CLOSELY - PARTS MAY FALL OFF AT ANY TIME"

MY MUFFLER DID JUST THAT ONE DAY.
 
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Old Jun 19, 2011 | 07:52 PM
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Warning - if you can read this sign you are receiving a free hot oil treatment
 
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Old Jun 20, 2011 | 05:36 PM
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Warning - I brake for @$$h0le$
 
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Old Jun 22, 2011 | 11:22 AM
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My all time favorite bumper sticker.....

"Aim high, them sum'-bitches are ridin' camels!"
 
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Old Aug 13, 2018 | 02:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Photographer2009
Hello one and all,

What are some of the most interesting/funny bumper stickers you've seen on 4x4's? Back when I used to drive a Jeep CJ-7 (Shhhhhhh don't tell anyone)
I had a sticker that said "D.A.R.E. to keep cops off Donuts" My friend who is a Police Sergeant used to pull me over, have me sitting there for a good five minutes or so, then walk up and say" Oh I thought that was you, well have a good day!"

Great Bumper Stickers for Land Rovers:
" Don't follow me, you won't make it"
"Lucas Happens"
"I understand the jeep thing, that's why I drive a Land Rover"
"All parts falling off this vehicle are of the finest English Workmanship"

And of course for those of us familiar with the three amigos, this one is a must have! Found at cafe press, you can apparently get this on everything from shirts to coffee mugs and also bumper stickers!

Sorry - I don't get this 3 Amigos one one. Okay, I am naive. Can someone please explain? I'd like to be in on this joke, pleeeese. WAIT - Brakes, Down, ?? What's the last part?
Thanks!
 
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