The wife wants me to teach her to play golf !
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Baja
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The wife wants me to teach her to play golf !
My wife, after watching some cr@p programme on TV, asked me to teach her to play golf ...................... now that has got to be a real laugh 
I haven't met very many female golfers as yet who can swing a golf club, generally they are too stiff and cannot relax their limbs. (or for that matter hit the ball)
Teaching your wife to play golf is the equivalent of teaching your wife to drive a car .................. a real NO, NO which can only end up in murderous arguments or in divorce
whatever 
I haven't met very many female golfers as yet who can swing a golf club, generally they are too stiff and cannot relax their limbs. (or for that matter hit the ball)
Teaching your wife to play golf is the equivalent of teaching your wife to drive a car .................. a real NO, NO which can only end up in murderous arguments or in divorce
whatever
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Baja
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and the 19th is the hardest and longest hole which takes ages 
Good to see you back here Senormac
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Thx Offroad. Winter is leaving and I'm starting to go out in the garage again... and think about offroading and some of the things I'd like to do on my Rover
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Tried to teach my girlfriend last summer how to play golf, and this is the lesson I learned.
The golf lesson will end in PAIN sooooooooooooo....
Cut to the chase: To start, take the 7 iron and beat YOURSELF in the head multiple times until dizzy or ideally unconscious. Lesson over.
The golf lesson will end in PAIN sooooooooooooo....
Cut to the chase: To start, take the 7 iron and beat YOURSELF in the head multiple times until dizzy or ideally unconscious. Lesson over.
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Tried to teach my girlfriend last summer how to play golf, and this is the lesson I learned.
The golf lesson will end in PAIN sooooooooooooo....
Cut to the chase: To start, take the 7 iron and beat YOURSELF in the head multiple times until dizzy or ideally unconscious. Lesson over.
The golf lesson will end in PAIN sooooooooooooo....
Cut to the chase: To start, take the 7 iron and beat YOURSELF in the head multiple times until dizzy or ideally unconscious. Lesson over.
Rock Crawling
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Ok.... here's the secret. If you want to have any kind of chance at this thing without you coming off as the bad guy..... take her to a par 3 course. Show, tell her how to do it....and let her see if she likes it. I mean, c'mon.... it's a par 3 course. That's like a 7 iron, a 9 iron and a putter. You two can still have fun together and it will help her decide whether she likes it enough to keep at it or not
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