I am never again gonna do a job in a country that involves the words "alcohol forbidden" or "Islamic" in its description. Twice is my limit. I miss my Maker's Mark bourbon too much.

I thought i might take a honorable job somewhere - i was thinking piano player in a whorehouse or something similar.

 

Do they allow THAT in WA ?, ( piano playing I mean )

 

i was actually hoping for "quality control technician" at the Maker's Mark distillery but the wife dont wanna leave WA.
i have had a pretty successful modeling career from posing as "before" pictures for the male enhancer product market. so i have that to fall back upon if need be.

sadly i dont even know how to play the piano...