so i hate the grocery store for 1,,,

2 i hate it right after work A LOT!!!

so last night at about 10pm i decide to drive to the safeway and get some food for the week. i stop and gas up along the way. i pull into the parking lot which is your typical supermarket parking lot,,, HUGE!!!!

i park in a spot near the back of the lot and my nose is hanging into the spot in front of me a tad. but since its 10pm the parking lot is emptyish and 99% of the cars that are parked in the lot are parked at near the doors because it has been raining a bit and people will melt if they need to walk in rain (welcome to seattle). anyways i walk into the store wander around for 20min and check out with a few bags of stuff.

i walk outside sipping a redbull and as i walk through the cars all herded like sheep as close to the store as possible i see the roof of the rover in the distance. and what do i see,,,,!!!!

some asshat has parked right in front of me nose to nose. literally 50 spaces around me to park in and he nosed up against me. you could not pass a deck of cards in the space he left between the vehicles. as i approach i see he is sitting in the vehicle with it running. probably waiting for a buddy or his wife/gf. so i put my bags in the rig and walk around the front passenger side and look at the space he left (inspecting for a impact). he says "sorry i parked so close but your nose is hanging into this spot"

so i said " genius there are 50 other spots to park in and you chose this one why??? was your piece of **** chevy trying to class itself up by parking next to a real rig?" then i said "next time think and pull your head out of your *** and figure out why a guy might park in the back of a lot away from everyone"

then i got in my rig and left,,,

i overreacted a bit, but this **** happens all the time during the day,,, but at 10pm and in a non crowded lot it just really got to me.

this is why i hate people hahahahaha

 

If he wasn't in there I probably would have put the Rover in drive and gave it just a little gas, enough to just put a tiny little dent in his bumper and then drove off. Does that make a me a dick?

 

not at all

 

What about if you push it into an entirely different parking area?

 

still draws no feeling of anything bad from me haha

 

That guy parking there makes no sense at all Sloppy.

 

just a idiot,,,,


if i had brought my phone with me i would have taken a pic to keep for memories sake

 

You left the house without your phone?
I dont even shower without my phone let alone leave the house.
If I dont want to talk I just wont answer but damn...you just never know when you might need to call for a tow truck...you own a Land Rover man!!!

 

hey hey!!!!


i have faith that the silver rhino will get me home every time

 

This is why I left what they call a "brush gaurd" on the front of my Rover. I know it's most just for looks, but it seems to keep the dipsh!*$ away. Go ahead Bro, give it a little "tap" with that Subaru (what most dipsh!*$ seem to drive around here.) I WILL push back when I find it.

I hate people too, and I'm also a bit of an a$$h8le!