Subaru is the douchbag vehicle of choice anywhere you go.

 

im a lot of a A-hole hahaha

 

every rock climbing, hiking, bike riding, self righteous PC do-gooder around seattle has a forester or a outback hhahhahahah

 

my neighbor has 2 subarus. they're both that one that looks like a shoe.

 

the subaru hush puppie?

 

when i was in high school they suspended me for three days for nosing up to the back of someones car who had parked in my spot and shoving them into the grass area in front of the school... i only barely scratched their car, but i think i may have f-ed their tranny a little since it was in park, and i left two nice black marks behind my truck in the parking lot...

 

my girlfriend bought a subaru before i met her.. i'm trying to covince her to get rid of the damn thing and get an LR2.

 

tell her if she does not dump that subaru that you have been instructed by land rover forums to dump her instead,,,


hahahahaha

 

yeah tell her your interweb friends do not approve so therefore she gots to go




unless you can provide video proof that she drives it like a proper rally car... i wanna see 90 mph down dirt roads sideways or else

 

i had a buddy a few years back blow the tranny on his STI and then complaining that subaru trannys are weak and dont hold up to hard launches blah blah blah,,,


then i stopped him and said "dumbass! in what world did you think that car was designed to be a drag car and be launched like a funny car over and over? its a rally car NOT a top fueler,,,"

some people are morons,,, scratch that. MOST people are morons.


now that im angry, i am going to work.