It's that time of year again, when news feature writers try to come up with an uplifting (and hopefully, slightly amusing) lead for the obligatory "everyone knows it's Christmas, but they want me to write a piece anyway" story.

But most of them don't do it as stylishly as this. :-)

Hope all of you are having a great holiday weekend, and if you didn't -- like me -- get your broken truck running on Christmas Eve, I hope Santa brings you the parts you need to fix it over the holiday weekend.

Y'all have fun now; y'hear?

 

screw happy holidays - MERRY CHRISTMAS!
i was never any good at being PC...

anyway, merry christmas and happy new years from FOB NORMANDY IRAQ!

PS - how is santa gonna get a D110 down the chimney? i been asking this question since i was about 8 years old and havent gotten an answer yet...

 

the only way he can get one into the us.. in pieces.

merry christmas everyone!

 

I wonder if Santa has the three amigos.....

 

he has 12 amigos... even worse!

Santa did bring me a 4D-cell LED maglite with mounting bracket! SWEEEET!

 

i was kinda thinking santa may have a special arrangement with US Customs.
and obviously he doesnt have to show his passport to enter the US so some kinda accomidations from INS are in there too.

geez, he brings in 12 exotic animals and a "magic, bottom-less" bag of goodies w/o hassle from the fuzz a D110 oughta be childsplay for him.

and i havent been THAT bad this year...