So as I'm working today I get a call from my terminal manager, there was a customer who wanted a ETA, I looked at my manifest and told him within the hour.
It was not a signature required stop, it was a dog cage.
So I made sure that I meet with the customer and had her sign for the package, then she proccded to leave the damn thing on the front porch!
This package was so important that she had to call the shipper who in turn called FedEx who then called our terminal who then called me, all for a God damn dog cage that she left sitting on the ****ing porch anyway.
Some peoples kids.

But on a happy note, LOTS and I mean LOTS of girls in bikini's working on their tans.
Man I love this job, cruising the Grand Valley College campus making deliveries and looking at bounching ***** as the girls jog and checking them out as they sun bathe.

 

Haha Grand Valley....the scenery is much better in Ann Arbor

Edited: Rich ***** in Ann Arbor...

 

Rich ***** or poor ***** makes no matter, ***** is *****!! And I'm addicted to boobies!!

 

Me likes *****. They're my favorite toys.

I got assigned a truck at work without a prepass transponder so I now have to stop at every weigh station. Adds a lot of annoyance to my day and almost got me a huge ticket today. Fortunately the officer was being kind and just gave me a warning. Aside from that it was a great day to drive a truck. An hour of sitting in traffic at 85 degrees. Lots of scenery to look at.

 

Something's drawing me into this thread... Can't quite figure out what it is though...

 

One of my guy friends once told me that if he had ***** he'd play with himself all day.
Is that all it takes?!?!? tee hee.

 

Titillating thread. Keep me abreast.

 

Boy, if I had a nipple for every time I've used that one.........