i'm trying to get a copy of my window sticker. the online BS doesnt work. is there a way to get one?

 

You seem to have given us way to much information. Most people here on the forum aren't going to take the time to read all you wrote. Can you rephrase your question to be a little less overwhelming?

Have you tried taking the copy machine out to your window to make a copy of the sticker?

Thanks and have a great day