To the front end of my Disco.. you know, just to give that real in depth 4x4 experience for my passenger.

 

give them a machete and let them clear the trail

 

X2...

 

I prefer to just throw a few fat girls in the back, like we used to do when off-roading my 67 Chevy Window van. Talk about improving the traction in the mud.

 

My wife went on a date with a guy who drove a Chevy cargo van and on the rear bumper he had a bumper sticker that read "fat people are harder to kidnap"
That was their only date.

 

A friend of my wife's needed a ride to work one day. When he got in, I had a roll of duct tape and some large tie-wraps (the long plastic cable ties) on the seat.

As he got in I moved them out of the way, and said, "Date-rape kit."