I've declared my truck wife-proof (knock on wood)

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Dec 25, 2009 | 11:48 AM

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kingsly

Mudding

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From: Portlandia

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Originally Posted by Suede

Never underestimate the fierce determination of a wife. In a world filled with curbs, center medians, parking barriers, speed bumps, lamp posts, trees, and a rear view mirror just begging to get a glance at a tube of lipstick - a determined wife can get very creative. Wives are exceedingly more efficient than we are. They are capable of an intimate encouter with all of the above in under a city block...

...unless she's like my girl and drives with race-like precision, featuring many race-like close calls with your aforementioned list, with an equal amount of race-like speed!
She'd never crash my truck, but she comes far to close to almost crashing as she darts between openings in traffic and runs "orange" lights while I hang on for dear life with an expression like this ->

Last edited by kingsly; Dec 25, 2009 at 11:51 AM.

Dec 25, 2009 | 05:29 PM

#12

Robwsup

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Excellent thread topic, had to look. I understand completely. My wife is tough on cars. If there is a pothole, she'll hit it, a strange noise, she'll ignore it.