Car will not crank, click, anything, no interior lights, nada. tried jumping it, charging it, etc...even when cables connected to another car, no lights or anything anywhere. any thoughts?

 

checked all my main fuses in the box. Is there a MainBattery Fuse?

 

Yes, there is a main lead fuse in the fuse box, sounds like you may have blown it.

 

It was weird. I pulled the 100 amp fuseable link, and it wasnt blown. I took it apart and the plastic all crumbled and the metal was a little corroded. I scraped it off, bent the metal into a horseshoe shape, and placed it back in place just to see if that was it. low and behold; it started right up