I love exploring new trails. I don't mind if the trails are narrow and I get dents and tree scratches. When my landy comes out of the woods, it's dirty. And I wear that mud proud until I get time to hose it off. But there has to be that one jackass that has to write something in the dirt. Great. Now my hood says "wash me" when it's clean. And on top of it all, people look at me crazy when I'm buffing my truck.

 

There was that one time someone put a push mower in a mud hole and 'I' found it under my truck........
Wheeler's who drive by obvious trash........
When my Rover lies.......Suggests it going to start, but doesn't.......
Owner's of JK's who are newbs and wave at me.......duhh...


Then there was that one time I was killing day light and decided to hit a familiar trail, came over a sharp crest, then almost straight down only to lay eye's on a tree covered in ladies underwear.......I laughed my arss off!!!!