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Old Apr 1, 2021 | 06:00 AM
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Default Current Problems with my Disco 2...

Issues so far...
  • Air hiss noise when parked
  • 535 Miles and Check Engine Light
  • Software update issues
  • Cannot back up with the drivers door open
  • Heads up display doesn’t work
  • CarPlay doesn’t work
  • Bluetooth phone call issues
  • Can’t disable auto start/stop
  • Interior ambient lights stays one color
  • Touchscreen not working
  • auto high beams assist keeps turning off
  • Parking assist is inop
  • Outside Mirrors no longer fold
  • Puddle lights stopped working
  • Electronic rear diff stopped working
  • Home link stopped working



























Wait, sorry... those are not problems on my Disco 2. Those are issues with the newer Defenders.

April Fools!!!!
 

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Old Apr 1, 2021 | 09:30 AM
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I was reading this and saying to myself Whiskey Tango Foxtrot!
Well done.
 
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Old Apr 1, 2021 | 04:57 PM
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The only one l can help you with is...folding mirrors

Drive close enough to a tree...to fold mirror.

 
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