I have a redneck buddy who drives a z-71 1500. Now everybody here knows that his truck will go further with less maintenance, but today I had the chance to stump him. My road is small and to turn around without a k-turn involves driving into a field that at this time of year is 8 inches of pure mud. We had to head down the road to go visit some friends of ours and when I started to turn into the field instead of k-turning he taps me and says in his thick drawl "Hey Rob we're gonna get stuck I barely made it out of your driveway in 4 wheel the other day." I said two words to him "traction control." After I drove through the mud and down to our buddies house, I explained to him that he only has 2 wheel drive and I have 4 wheel with the assistance of traction control. He said "you know if chevy made one of these I'd buy one."

 

That made me chuckle...

 

You shore done shone'd 'im.

 

You tell him you can get stuck in places driving an LR that other trucks can't even reach

 

Haha, tell him the Disco 2 has a GM (Buick) engine in it. Might get his car shopping wheels turning

 

Might (depending on the year of your rig) also mention, that if Ford had a market share in the mfr of his pickup, it would work that well too.

That should get him nice and twisted, lol.
(upon Edit, I see you're an 01, Did Ferd have their grubby little mits on the Queen's Carriage then?)