Just ordered this new version of the Ultragauge that came out about a week ago. Same as the original except they added 'performance measurements' and a 'readiness tester'. The first will obviously test how fast I can run out a tank of premium without anyone being aware that I'm 'racing', and the latter tests your emissions to see whether you'd pass an emissions test. Don't need either since I could probably outrun the truck in my Adidas on a good day, and I live in a state that doesn't test emissions. But, it was only an extra $10, so why the heck not? Hopefully, it isn't full of glitches becoming a pain in the ***, or worse I blow the engine trying to get 0-60 time under 20s. Here's the link, only 20 left in stock:

UltraGauge EM Plus (NEW) [UltraGauge_EM_Plus] - $79.95 : UltraGauge, OBD II Scan Tool & Information Center

 

I thought your thread title was a joke..... Lol

 

seriously.... I got a chuckle out of it

 

Me too. I hope you're going downhill when you calculate it.

 

You don't need an ultra gauge for that, you can buy an hourglass on Ebay for $5. Just make sure it's a jumbo version.