LOL…. I have that opinion about mist things on this vehicle…. The other part I enjoy is all the open holes through the body on a vehicle you’re supposed to be able to get wet… or for that matter, the gullies by each door sill where all the wiring is placed…. And where all the water collects. Sorry, thread hijack, but you got me going;-)

 

Updating in case this comes up for someone in the future, I found a broken wire near the plug into the EPB module (rear center/right of the car, just in front of the spare wheel)

all I had to do was clean the wire, splice in a new one and all codes cleared themselves