so I stop for my usual coffee this morning and the two girls are talking to each other. #1 telling #2 that I guess my car has been over heating for the last week or so.
#1 says it is at the shop and it my need an engine. So being a nice guy I ask her what is up, so she tells me she thinks her car over heated.
So ask #1 did any lights come on, she says; "yes the temperature light came on that's why I ran the heater all last week"!!!

yes, she was a blonde

 

A professor I know told about his wife and the M3 BMW, she complained of the hot climate in Savannah, high 90's, no AC. When he asked if she had pressed the button with the snowflake, she replied that she thought that was for winter driving mode....

SWMBO had a flat in her Honda CRX years ago. The tire had a noise inside, and the shop showed me cause, a 17mm Craftsman box end wrench. When I showed it to her, she said since it was metric it must have been left in at the factory....

 

got to love them

 

one of them most favorite for me is Mercedes-Benz C63.